Shh!

Don't tell anyone but, I don't have a copy of the Mu Alpha Theta application. I gave mine to Channing, but then I forgot to go get another one. This presents us with a choice then:

A) I can go get one tomorrow from Linder (without telling her why), then fill it out and forge some signatures, and turn it in tomorrow, or

B) Since Channing has "my" application technically, I've already told her that she gets to be Mu President for me.

Personally, plan B seems more ethical than A. Plan A involves a lot of deception, lying, sneaking, etc.

Sadly, Channing has refused this position.

Fortunately, I am an expert forger, lockpicker, safecracker, and card counter. There's probably a few other criminal skills I should brush up on. Another day perhaps.