Things I Didn't Plan on Doing but Ended Up Happening Anyways Over Spring Break

In the interests of keeping things simple, here goes:

1) Wait in line, a hell of a lot
(a) flight canceled Friday, waited in line for 4 hours, ended up spending two extra days in Princeton and flew out Monday
(b) waiting for a shuttle bus in the rain for an hour in Miami, at the Sony Ericsson Open
(c) extra-long security at Tampa International Airport on the way home... ergh, back to school
2) Be in a car, traversing all of the freakin' state of Florida
(a) Oldsmar to Gainesville, Gainesville to Tallahassee, Tallahassee to Gainesville, Gainesville to Oldsmar, Oldsmar to Ft. Lauderdale, Ft. Lauderdale to Miami, Miami to Oldsmar
3) Make a drunken ass of myself
(a) well, maybe that was to be expected, but not exactly in the way that it worked out being
(b) 7(?) consecutive vodka shots = loss of all basic common sense and decency
3) Play tennis
(a) my parents' fault, they made me
4) Not play poker
(a) I wanted to, but I never got around to it
5) Get myself sunburnt to a red crisp like a bloody Indian
(a) not the gas station kind, the last-of-the-freakin'-Mohicans kind
6) Take a zillion photos of Maria Sharapova
(a) she's a hottie
(b) my God, the legs on that woman, they just go onnnnnnnn forever
(c) perfect skin tone too
(d) so photogenic
(e) not to mention, being kickass at tennis

Yay Spring Break!

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I apologize profusely for hitting you with my car Wednesday morning. Really, that was completely unintentional. I was just a little drunk still, and I didn't think you were crossing in front of me.