I Would Write Some Commentary...

... but stuff like this is just too perfect on its own. I'm pretty sure that any extra social commentary on my part would only detract from the awesomeness.

What follows is excerpted from a NY Times article on an online sexual predator sting operation in Polk County, FL:

A videotape of the scene, posted on The Sentinel’s Web site, shows Jonathan K. Thompkins, a 19-year-old food preparation worker from nearby Melbourne, Fla., being arrested after he appeared at the house, apparently expecting to go skinny-dipping with a 13-year-old girl.

When he was met by investigators at the front door instead, Mr. Thompkins is heard on the tape saying, “I knew it.”

Mr. Thompkins told reporters that he went to the home with plans to meet with the girl and “just to go into the pool, and whatever happens, happens.”

“I don’t know what I was thinking,” he told them. “My mom raised me better.”

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Poor mom.